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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

God talks to Sarah Palin

Jill Hussein C.
Brilliant at Breakfast
November 11, 2008

Remember when people who thought God talked directly to them and micromanaged their lives were called "crazy people"? Today they call them "standard-bearers for the Republican Party."

Sarah Palin says God will tell her if she should run in 2012:
Faith is a very big part of my life. And putting my life in my creator's hands - this is what I always do. I'm like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I'm like, don't let me miss the open door. Show me where the open door is. Even if it's cracked up a little bit, maybe I'll plow right on through that and maybe prematurely plow through it, but don't let me miss an open door. And if there is an open door in (20)12 or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I'll plow through that door.


Save yourself the trouble, governor. Having you as president will never, ever, ever in a million years be good for this nation.

See how easy that was? Now go back to rummaging through Piper's underwear to see what the RNC bought her.


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